The guy is on the roof as a helicopter hovers overhead.
God saving man from roof joke.
A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes.
God responded i sent a boat to get you and you did not get on vote.
The man on the roof prayed for god to save him.
The lord will save me so the man in the speedboat went away.
It kept raining and a big flood came.
A boat came by wanting to help the man.
From his second floor window the guy says no.
The man waved the helicopter away shouting back that he was waiting for god to save him.
A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood.
The man on the roof prayed for god to save him.
A boat came with one person in it.
Using a megaphone the pilot tries to convince the man to grab the rope ladder which was dangling above his head.
God will take care of me the flood continued to rise.
Climb up the ladder to safety.
The flood waters continued to rise.
The man continued to pray believing with all his heart that he would be saved by god.
He said there was room but the man said that god would save.
Even though the flood is rising i will be fine.
A helicopter pilot sees him on top of the roof and hovers above the man.
I have faith god will save me the boat moves on.
Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof jump in i can save you the stranded fellow shouted back no it s ok i m praying to god and he is going to save me so the rowboat went on.
He prayed to god to save him.
No replied the man on the roof.
The pilot shouts out this is your last chance.
The waters rose higher and higher and suddenly a speedboat appeared.
The water was up to his knees.
A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof.
The waters continued to rise.
God would protect him.
Then a motorboat came by.
I have faith in the lord the lord will save me so the helicopter went away.
A faithful christian man heard the warning and decided to stay saying to himself i will trust god and if i am in danger then god will send a divine miracle to.
The man climbed up on the roof of his house and knew that he would be ok.
They said to hop in but he said god would save him.
The water was up to his waist.
The man on the roof prayed for god to.
The man went to the roof to avoid the rising water.
This is a story of a man who was a firm believer of god.
Minutes later a boat with two people came by.
The house except for a small part on the roof is submerged in water.
God will save me.
They ordered everyone in the town to evacuate immediately.
I have faith in the lord.
A flood covered the street and a man was sitting on a roof.
The man refused and said that god would save him.
The man on the roof prayed for god to save him.
No replied the man on the roof.
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The man drowned and went to heaven.
He was praying to god for help.
A helicopter flew by and a voice came over a loudspeaker offering to lower a ladder and take him off the roof.
He asked god why didn t you save me.
It kept raining and now the water had reached his waist.
